Scrubs+skit+NC,+JH,+and+SJ

Ke Na Li JH SJ __Scrubs__ Sitting at a table in the doctors’ lounge. JD: 你好 ! (walks in) Hey guys!

Elliot & Turk: 你好 JD . Hey JD.

Turk: 昨天晚上, 好吗 ? How was last night?

JD: 昨天晚上很好. 我请我的女朋友吃了晚饭. It was very good. My girlfriend and I went out to dinner.

Elliot: 为什么你去 ? (Mad! and stands up) What did you go?

Turk: Elliot 请坐, 请坐. Elliot sit down.

JD: 我们不再约会了. We aren’t dating anymore

Elliot: 可是我爱你, JD . But I still love you, JD.

JD: 闭嘴走开. (Walks away) Shut up. Go away.

Turk: 你还喜欢他吗 ? You still like him?

Elliot: 是的, <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">很喜欢 ! Yes, a lot!

Turk: <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">我们去工作吧. (Elliot and Turk walk out) Let’s get to work.

Later that day at work…

Elliot: <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">你好王先生. Hello Mr. Wang.

Patient: <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">医生你好. Hi doctor.

Turk: <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">我是你的医生 ! <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">不是她. I’m your doctor not her!

Patient: <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">但是她很漂亮 ! But she’s beautiful!

Turk: <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">我也很帅. I am too.

Silence…

JD: <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">你们别再说了. You guys be quiet.

Turk: <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">没有问题. No problem.

Elliot: JD, <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">来看看. JD, come take a look.

JD: <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">这是什么 ? What is it?

Turk: <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">这不好. It’s not good.

JD: <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">哎呀, <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">他有两个心 ! Oh no, he has two hearts!

Elliot: <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">他会好吗 ? Will he be okay?

Turk: <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">会的 ! Yes!

Now back in the Doctor’s office

Turk: <span style="color: black; font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Courier New';">你看到了吗？ Did you guys see that?

JD and Elliot: <span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">没有, <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Courier New';">怎么了 ? No why?

Turk: <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Courier New';">这很奇怪 <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Courier New';">. It was weird. (creeped out)

Turk: 有人几乎死亡 <span style="color: black; font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 'MS Mincho'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'MS Mincho'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'MS Mincho';">！ Someone almost died!

Elliot: 发生了什么 <span style="color: black; font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: MingLiU; mso-hansi-font-family: MingLiU; mso-bidi-font-family: MingLiU;">？ What happened?

Turk: 有人撞(zhuang4) 车了 <span style="color: black; font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: MingLiU; mso-hansi-font-family: MingLiU; mso-bidi-font-family: MingLiU;">. A man crashed his car

JD: 这太可怕了 <span style="color: black; font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: MingLiU; mso-hansi-font-family: MingLiU; mso-bidi-font-family: MingLiU;">. That’s scary

Elliot: <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Courier New';">为什么 ? Why?

Turk: 他 <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Courier New';">睡着了 <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Courier New';">. He fell asleep

Turk: <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Courier New';">他喝了啤酒开车. And he was drinking beer.

Elliot: <span style="color: black; font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 'MS Mincho'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'MS Mincho'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'MS Mincho';">我想睡觉 <span style="color: black; font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: MingLiU; mso-hansi-font-family: MingLiU; mso-bidi-font-family: MingLiU;">. I want to sleep. I am tired

Turk: 我 们走吧 <span style="color: black; font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Courier New';">. Let’s go.

Elliot: <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Courier New';">再见 See you later All 3 doctors leave and meet hours later in the staff lounge.

Elliot: <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Courier New';">你听见了吗？我们失去了我们的工作. Did you hear? We are losing our jobs.

JD: <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Courier New';">怎么了 ? How?

Turk: <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Courier New';">为什么 ?! Why?!

Elliot: <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Courier New';">我不知道 <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Courier New';">. I don’t know

Turk: 反正我不做了 ! I quit anyway!

J.D.: 我恨这个工作! I hate this job anyway! Turk: <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Courier New';">但是, <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Courier New';">我们将永远是朋友. We will always be friends. (Smile and walk off) Scrubs skit pd 1 NC, JH, & SJ