How+to+lose+an+acting+job+with+the+help+of+a+stuffed+animal

KE-BU-LAI and AW present: "How to Lose an Acting Job with the Help of a Talking Stuffed Animal" __New Vocab__: 愚笨 - yú bèn - stupid 玩具 - wán jù - toy 东西 - dōng xi - thing, stuff 能 - néng - can, may, capable 它 - tā - it (used for objects) 出去 - chū qù - to go out, leave

__Director__ : “Come in, come in!” 请进，请进. qǐng jìn, qǐng jìn. __ Actor __ : “Hello, I…” 您好,我… nín hǎo, wǒ… __ Director: __ Now, talk. 现在,你说吧. xiàn zài, nǐ shuō ba. __ Actor __ : (Shrugs shoulders)“Where am I? I think…” “我在哪里？ 我 觉得 …” wǒ zài nǎ lǐ? Wǒ  jué de ... __ Director __ : “What are you doing?” “你 在 做 什么？ ” nǐ zài zuò shén me? __ Actor __ : “What is the matter?” “ 有 事 吗 ?” yǒu shì ma? __ Director __ : “My friend says… you aren’t good.” “ 我朋友说…” (Listens to puppet) “你不太好. ” “ wǒ  péng you shuō... nǐ bù tài hǎo.” (Leaves doll on table with actor). __ Actor __ : “ Stupid toy. ” “ 愚笨的玩具. ” yú bèn de wán jù __ Stuffed animal __ : “ You are also stupid .” “ 你也笨. ” nǐ yě bèn. __ Actor __ : “…Uh, did you talk ?” “Uh, 你在说话吗？ ” Uh, nǐ zài shuō huà ma ? __ Animal __ : “Yes, I also can see things .” “ 是，我也可以看东西. ” shì, wǒ  yě kě yǐ kàn  dōng xi. __ Actor __ : What can you see? “你能看到什么 ? ” Nǐ néng kàn dào shén me? __ Animal __ : “ You are ugly .” 你不是美人. nǐ bù shì měi rén. __ Actor __ : “You are bad. I don’t like you. ” “你不好. 我不喜欢你. ” nǐ bù hǎo. wǒ bù xǐ huan nǐ. __ Animal __ : “ O.K., I’m bad because I like to watch TV. I think I’ll say you aren’t pretty. ” “O.K.，我不好是因为我太喜欢看电视了. 我想说你不漂亮. ” O.K., wǒ bù hǎo shì yīn wèi wǒ tài xǐ huan kàn diàn shì le. wǒ xiǎng shuō nǐ bù piào liang. (Actor strangles the doll ). __ Director __ : (He sees her strangling the toy). “What are you doing? 你在做什么？ nǐ zài zuò shén me ？ __ Actor __ (Sheepishly): “ It said I wasn’t pretty.” 它说了我不漂亮. Tā shuō le wǒ bù piào liang. __ Director ____ : __ （glares at her in silence.) __ Actor: __ “Talk to him. Now stupid toy!” Starts whacking the toy on the table, wall, etc. Then notices that the director is glaring harder. 你对他说！你这个笨玩具！ nǐ duì tā shuō! nǐ zhè ge bèn wán jù！ __ Actor __ : “ Sorry.” 对不起.   duì bu qǐ. __ Director __ : “Give it back to me, get out.”  你给我， 出去. nǐ gěi wǒ，chū qù. __ Actor __ : “But…”  可是… kě shì... __ Director __ : “Now!” 现在 !  xiàn zài! __ Actor __ leaves. __Director__ picks up the toy and asks it: “Are you okay?  你好吗？ nǐ hǎo ma? “Thankyou .”  “谢谢！ 谢谢！” xiè xie! xiè xie! __ Director __ : “Come in!” 请进！ qǐng jìn！