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Michael - 昨天你们看了这个电影吗? Robert - 我们没看电影. Michael - 为什么? Justin - 因为 Rob 不喜欢 Tom Cruise. Michael - 你不喜欢 Tom Cruise吗?! 你看了没看 Mission Impossible? Robert - 我没看 Mission Impossible. Justin - (Shaking Head) 你没看 Mission Impossible, 所以你不喜欢 Tom Cruise. Michael - Rob, 你回家, 看 Mission Impossible. 我们在YouTube上看 Mission Impossible. (We play a youtube clip of Mission Impossible on the Overhead. While watching it Rob is frowning.) Robert - 我看了 Mission Impossible. Justin - 你喜欢不喜欢这个电影 ? Robert - 我喜欢看这个电影, <span style="font-size: 16pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: SimSun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: SimSun; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;">但是不喜欢 Tom Cruise. Michael - Tom Cruise <span style="font-size: 16pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: SimSun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: SimSun; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;">有三个 Golden Globes, <span style="font-size: 16pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: SimSun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: SimSun; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;">和三个 Academy Award Nominations! Robert - Tom Cruise <span style="font-size: 16pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: SimSun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: SimSun; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;">很 笨! (Long pause) Justin - <span style="font-size: 16pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: SimSun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: SimSun; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;">你才 笨. Robert - <span style="font-size: 16pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: SimSun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: SimSun; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;">你才笨. Michael - <span style="font-size: 16pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: SimSun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: SimSun; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;">你妈妈才笨. Robert - (Robert looks disgusted.) <span style="font-size: 16pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: SimSun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: SimSun; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;">你妈妈的妈妈很笨. Justin - <span style="font-size: 16pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: SimSun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: SimSun; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;">你妈妈的妈妈的妈妈很笨. Robert - <span style="font-size: 16pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: SimSun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: SimSun; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;">你妈妈的妈妈的妈妈 ... Michael - 不要说了. Justin - <span style="font-size: 16pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: SimSun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: SimSun; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;">你们想做什么 ? Robert - <span style="font-size: 16pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: SimSun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: SimSun; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;">我想吃饭. Justin - <span style="font-size: 16pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: SimSun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: SimSun; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;">你们吃美国饭还是中国饭? Michael - 我吃美国饭. Robert - <span style="font-size: 16pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: SimSun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">我吃中国饭. Justin - <span style="font-size: 16pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: SimSun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">我喜欢中国饭，我也喜欢美国饭. Robert - <span style="font-size: 16pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: SimSun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">我只吃中国饭. Michael - <span style="font-size: 16pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: SimSun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">为什么你只吃中国饭？ Robert - <span style="font-size: 16pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: SimSun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">我喜欢 Jackie Chan. Michael - … <span style="font-size: 16pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: SimSun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">我不喜欢 Jackie Chan. 我喜欢 Chuck Norris. 因为我喜欢Chuck Norris，所以我喜欢美国饭. Justin - <span style="font-size: 16pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: SimSun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">我们去 Food Court, <span style="font-size: 16pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: SimSun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">这样 Michael 可以 <span style="font-size: 16pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: SimSun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">吃美国饭, Robert也可以 <span style="font-size: 16pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: SimSun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">吃中国饭 , <span style="font-size: 16pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: SimSun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">好吗 ? Robert - 好的 <span style="font-size: 16pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: SimSun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">. Michael - 好  <span style="font-size: 16pt; line-height: 150%; font-family: SimSun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">. (The boys walk off stage together.)