Scrubs+Skit+Pd+1+NC,+JH,+and+SJ

Ke Na Li JH SJ __Scrubs__

Sitting at a table in the doctors’ lounge. JD: 你好 ! (walks in) Hey guys! Elliot & Turk: 你好 JD . Hey JD. Turk: 昨天晚上, 好吗 ? How was last night? JD: 昨天晚上很好. 我请我的女朋友吃了晚饭. It was very good. My girlfriend and I went out to dinner. Elliot: 为什么你去 ? (Mad! and stands up) What did you go? Turk: Elliot 请坐, 请坐. Elliot sit down. JD: 我们不再约会了. We aren’t dating anymore Elliot: 可是我爱你, JD . But I still love you, JD. JD: 闭嘴走开. (Walks away) Shut up. Go away. Turk: 你还喜欢他吗 ? You still like him? Elliot: 是的, <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">很喜欢 ! Yes, a lot! Turk: <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">我们去工作吧. (Elliot and Turk walk out) Let’s get to work. Later that day at work… Elliot: <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">你好王先生. Hello Mr. Wang. Patient: <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">医生你好. Hi doctor. Turk: <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">我是你的医生 ! <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">不是她. I’m your doctor not her! Patient: <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">但是她很漂亮 ! But she’s beautiful! Turk: <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">我也很帅. I am too. Silence… JD: <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">你们别再说了. You guys be quiet. Turk: <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">没有问题. No problem. Elliot: JD, <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">来看看. JD, come take a look. JD: <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">这是什么 ? What is it? Turk: <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">这不好. It’s not good. JD: <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">哎呀, <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">他有两个心 ! Oh no, he has two hearts! Elliot: <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">他会好吗 ? Will he be okay? Turk: <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">会的 ! Yes! Now back in the Doctor’s office Turk: <span style="color: black; font-family: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">你看到了吗？ Did you guys see that? JD and Elliot: <span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">没有, <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">怎么了 ? No why? Turk: <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Courier New';">她这是奇怪 <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">. It was weird. (creeped out) Turk: 有人几乎死亡 <span style="color: black; font-family: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: 'MS Mincho'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'MS Mincho'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'MS Mincho'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">！ Someone almost died! Elliot: 发生了什么 <span style="color: black; font-family: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: MingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: MingLiU; mso-hansi-font-family: MingLiU; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">？ What happened? Turk: 一个人自己的汽 车坠毁 <span style="color: black; font-family: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: MingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: MingLiU; mso-hansi-font-family: MingLiU; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">. A man crashed his car JD: 这是可怕的 <span style="color: black; font-family: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: MingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: MingLiU; mso-hansi-font-family: MingLiU; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">. That’s scary Elliot: <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">为什么 ? Why? Turk: <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Courier New';">睡着了 <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">. He fell asleep Turk: <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">他是喝啤酒. And he was drinking beer. Elliot: <span style="color: black; font-family: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: 'MS Mincho'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'MS Mincho'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'MS Mincho'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">我想睡觉 <span style="color: black; font-family: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: MingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: MingLiU; mso-hansi-font-family: MingLiU; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">. I want to sleep. I am tired Turk: 我 们走吧 <span style="color: black; font-family: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">. Let’s go. Elliot: <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">再见 See you later All 3 doctors leave and meet hours later in the staff lounge. Elliot: <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">你听见了吗？我们失去了我们的就业机会. Did you hear? We are losing our jobs. JD: <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">怎么了 ? How? Turk: <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">为什么 ?! Why?! Elliot: <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Courier New';">我不知道 <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">. I don’t know Turk: 反正我退出 ! I quit anyway! J.D.: 我恨這個工作! I hate this job anyway! Turk: <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">但是, <span style="font-family: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Courier New'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">我们将永远是朋友. We will always be friends. (Smile and walk off)